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Guys, you may want to take notes. Below, 16 smooth pickup lines the women of Reddit say won them.

Why do lined ask? My friend over there is shy and he was wondering if you think I'm cute. Don't let anyone tell you any different.

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All night I was looking for him and when I found him ended up gushing, 'I don't have a boyfriend! Lucky us. Excuse me, did you drop this?

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Um, no. In that case, can I buy you a drink?

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She stumbled and used me to break her fall. I managed to keep her upright but lost my balance and fell backwards.

A guy actually caught me, pulling me back against his chest to keep me from falling. Then, smooth as silk, he looked down at me, smiled, and said 'Look at. You fit just perfect.

The brother says 'group hug! But then my son steps back, looks at the sister who he has a crush on and says 'Hey, wanna do a two person hug?

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